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Why Kids Snort Sugar!

I got this idea from Kia and Mrs. Bear and a host of others who are doing these clever “Google search string” posts.

“Why Kids Snort Sugar!”

Apparently if you a concerned about such occurrences in your own home, you can consult Three Channels and we are burgeoning authority on this topic.  Edward has been known to dip an errant finger into the sugar bowl from time to time but I’ve never seen him line up actual crystals on a mirror.  Yet again, there’s always next week…

“Role of Gender in the Necklace”

My, this does make my blog sound erudite.  Judith Butler, you’d better run!  (I’m more the anti-Judith Butler in actuality.  Although, sadly, I did use her as a source during graduate school.)  Nothing like having children to convince you that gender is biological!  Gracious!

“Huswifery Attitude Towards God”

I’m not sure exactly what this means from a theological perspective.  Perhaps it is looking at varying attitudes of women in the Mary vs Martha sense?  I would have been a torn “Mary” but would have spent the next several months guilt-ridden that I didn’t help Martha prepare the food.  Then to assuage the guilt, I would have prepared countless mediocre chicken/wild rice casseroles and cleaning-fluid-smelling lemon bars for delivery to undeserving shut-ins…

“Huswifery Broken Down”

That would be my house, right?  My fear of casseroles, my disdain for casserole caddies, my distaste of mending baskets, my bitter charwoman allusions…

“Dwarf Hamster Crying”

I mean I feel almost bad, like I’m stealing this from Stimey.  I’d give a dwarf hamster 17 minutes of life in this house.  Particularly since the overactive puppy arrived on the scene!

“Infant on Omnicef Poop Doesn’t Smell”

My question would be, “Is it worth $100.00 to have baby poo that doesn’t smell for 10 days?” I guess if an ear infection is cured in the process, the answer is “Yes!”  I also wonder how anyone who actually has an infant would have time to Google something that isn’t an actual problem.

“Poems about School Crazys and the in thing in the 80s”

See, this reminds me of Facebook and all the reasons I live in deadly fearful of Facebook.  I know, I know, I should try it because I would love it.

Yard Butt

Most of you all missed this early blogging controvery but a few might recall my vacillation regarding using the word “butt” in the title of a post…how I switched the title back and forth from “butt” to “bottom” and how I wrestled with my own blogging identity through this trial.

That was kinda fun.  Thanks for indulging me!

Posted on 6 February '09 by , under Huswifery.

8 Comments to “Why Kids Snort Sugar!”

#1 Posted by Stimey (06.02.09 at 23:05 )

Hilarious. I love Google posts. I’m with you on Facebook. I’m not on it and I don’t plan on it. I’m happy with Twitter.

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#2 Posted by Helene (07.02.09 at 00:17 )

wow, some of those are way out there, aren’t they? Like if my kid is on an antibiotic that keeps their poop from smelling, I’m taking it….to heck with googling why it doesn’t smell! Some people are just never happy unless there’s drama!!

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#3 Posted by mrsbear (07.02.09 at 16:34 )

I always wonder who these people are that are searching these very complex phrases. I usually Google one or two word items…”head lice”, “ear infection”, etc. Exactly what is the role of gender in the necklace, you’re obviously well informed in the matter. Do you think they were talking specifically about Froot Loop necklaces? 😉 Fun exercise. Although the Omnicef would definitely be worth it…not really.

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#4 Posted by Danette (07.02.09 at 17:13 )

LOL, I have to wonder about the person who was searching for “yard butt.”

I’ve been thinking of doing a similar post, you just inspired me to do it :).

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#5 Posted by Apr il ~ EnchantedDandelions (08.02.09 at 01:45 )

LOL, those are some good ones!!

I’ve been obssesively checking Google Analytics every so often, saving my funniest search terms for a similar post on my blog.

I think my kids snort sugar behind my back. >.<

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#6 Posted by Laura (08.02.09 at 09:30 )


May I suggest: an autism/hamster blogring?

Me three on Facebook. Hard enough keeping up with my bloggy friends.

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#7 Posted by Kia (GoodEnoughMama) (08.02.09 at 16:18 )

Snorting sugar is a favourite pasttime of mine. There. I said it. I’m outtie. Or is it outed? Whatev’s. See, if you snort it instead of eating it, the calories don’t count. And it makes your snot sweet. So there’s that, too.

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#8 Posted by andreacook (10.02.09 at 14:43 )

This is a great post idea! I am going to do it on a future post at crazy jugs.

BTW, I tagged ya on today’s post!

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