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Love in the Time of Swiffer



Edward on Swiffer:

“Why won’t that mop leave that lady alone?  I think if I were that mop, I’d find me a new lady–one that didn’t have a mop and had never even heard of ‘Swiffer.’

“Do you think that mop is in ‘puppy love’ with that lady?”

Posted on 27 March '09 by , under "Did He Just Say ?".

13 Comments to “Love in the Time of Swiffer”

#1 Posted by kim (28.03.09 at 11:18 )

I think those commercials are creepy!
I am with Edward – leave that lady alone and stop serenading her – just stop it!

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#2 Posted by the domestic fringe (28.03.09 at 12:09 )

That is SO funny! I’m cracking-up.

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#3 Posted by Tari (28.03.09 at 13:19 )

now you can explain the concept of “stalking” to him 🙂

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#4 Posted by JoyMama (28.03.09 at 13:57 )

Smart kid. Stalked by your old mop… now if that doesn’t give you a reason NOT to switch to Swiffer… besides the expense & ecological incorrectness, of course!

Can you tell that I have not yet succumbed to the lure of Swifferdom? LOL!

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#5 Posted by Elle (28.03.09 at 20:10 )

LOL! That mop is kinda creepy. I wouldn’t want it stalking me.

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#6 Posted by ashley (29.03.09 at 16:09 )

I am clueless! So confused. Ashley

#7 Posted by Helene (29.03.09 at 22:30 )

LOL…he says the cutest things!!! My niece always makes fun of those commercials too…and she’s always singing that song “Baby Come Back”…ugh!

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#8 Posted by mrsbear (29.03.09 at 22:37 )

lol. That mop does tend to be a bit of a stalker. No means no. Get on with your life. Once again, that Edward is an old soul with abounding wisdom. I do love my Swiffer though not as much as my vacuum, Swiffer won’t put a dent in my dog hair invasion.

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#9 Posted by elaine @ peace for the journey (29.03.09 at 23:21 )

neither the swiffer nor the mop have to worry about competition at my home. The sponges war it out over here…which one will warrant a bucket of soapy water, my hands and knees, and willingness therein!

I don’t think they’ve ever wanted my affection.


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#10 Posted by Andrea's Sweet Life (30.03.09 at 00:14 )

They don’t make restraining orders for mops, apparently.

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#11 Posted by kia (good enough mama) (30.03.09 at 13:08 )

Sounds like E is a bit of a player. You better keep an eye on that one! 😉

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#13 Posted by astarte (31.03.09 at 12:07 )

Those commercials are so stupid! She needs to get a restraining order on that mop! They’re almost as bad as the ones with the giant termites that knock on people’s doors and try to get let into the house – Orkin, I think they’re for. YUCK.